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JOHN SMITH | COMEDIAN

"Pick of the week... beautifully written jokes" - Guardian

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"Genuinely funny" - Scotsman 

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UPCOMING SHOWS

  • The Chillingham
    The Chillingham
    Sat 10 Oct
    The Chillingham
    10 Oct 2026, 16:00 – 17:30
    The Chillingham, 89-91 Chillingham Rd, Newcastle upon Tyne NE6 5XL, UK
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  • The Chillingham
    The Chillingham
    Sun 11 Oct
    The Chillingham
    11 Oct 2026, 16:00 – 17:30
    The Chillingham, 89-91 Chillingham Rd, Newcastle upon Tyne NE6 5XL, UK
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  • Downstairs at the Kings Head
    Downstairs at the Kings Head
    Sat 17 Oct
    Downstairs at the King's Head
    17 Oct 2026, 20:00 – 18 Oct 2026, 00:00
    Downstairs at the King's Head, 2 Crouch End Hill, London N8 8AA, UK
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ABOUT JOHN

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AUDIENCE REVIEWS 

“Absolutely brilliant! I thoroughly recommend it to anyone” 
Paul Richardson

“John was very warm and inviting. Dark comedy was top tier… look forward to seeing you next year!”
Stephanie Mc McCauley 

“We really enjoyed it, so funny. Would recommend to anyone.” 
Laura Thomson

John Smith is a Geordie stand-up comedian whose comedy takes ordinary situations and follows the logic until they end up somewhere considerably less ordinary.

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His material combines tightly written jokes, dark observations and absurd ideas, finding comedy in relationships, everyday life and things that probably shouldn't be funny.

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John first performed on the UK comedy circuit in the 2000s, reaching the finals and semi-finals of several national new-act competitions before making his Edinburgh Fringe debut at The Pleasance Courtyard in 2007. 

 

He subsequently performed at leading UK comedy clubs alongside comedians including Michael McIntyre, John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney.

 

Then he stopped.

 

​After more than a decade away from stand-up, John returned to comedy in 2025 and took a solo show to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2026. Audiences grew throughout the run, with the final two shows the busiest, driven largely by word of mouth and returning audience members.

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In 2027, John takes his stand-up to Australia, performing at festivals in Perth, Adelaide and Melbourne, before returning to the Edinburgh Fringe.

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